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1.A condition where you'd rather screw-off than try to get laid.
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit
Adam: Katie wanted your bone last night.

Jared: Yeah, too bad my Panda Syndrome kicked in.
by AKR November 01, 2006
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A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.
Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!
by Nadia A. March 29, 2007
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