Pan-Asian

A term intended to be derogatory; used against young, skinny, good-looking, Japanese/Italian men named Jimmy who are visiting the "armpit of America", also known as Detroit, MI. The term "Pan-Asian" is often used by corpulent, balding, middle-aged white males wearing XXL Hawaiian-print button up shirts while drunkenly bragging about running for Congress, as a result of being told they would get zero votes for the fact that they are "douche-bags". Sidenote: these fat white men do not appreciate being thwarted by the infamous "fakeshake" maneuver, wherein said Pan-Asian offers to shake hands, and instead quickly pulls hand away to comb side of head and obnoxiously yells, "Psyche!"

"I'm gonna kick your Pan-Asian ass, motherfucker!"

Pan-Asian by Jessica and Jimmy July 2, 2008

Pan-Asian Hot Dog

This legendary dog was conceived by three humans in a magical place called Brunswick, MD in June 2025.

It's a hot dog composed of a Taiwanese bao bun, Asian slaw, a spicy beef hot dog, yum yum sauce, and pork floss.

Guaranteed to win any competition it enters.

Danny: "Damn, did you try one of dem Pan-Asian Hot Dogs?"
Sebastian: "Nah, bruv. Should I?"
Danny: "Only if you like delicious food."

Pan-Asian Hot Dog by cgdow July 11, 2025

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《¤》Pan《¤》Asian《¤》Are《¤》Cubans《¤》 by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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