Oh palmyra high school a mixture of kids from Riverton, Beverly and Palmyra. The melting pot of people usually ends in a fight once of year if your lucky. The little 7th and 8th graders running around the school being immature and screaming for no reason. The football team is ass occasionally but no matter how bad the football team is the stands will always be full on Friday night. Let's not forget about are Lady panthers the girls soccer team is better then the football team but hey it's all good. We don't take much pride in are spirit week but we always enjoy beating city on are annual homecoming game. Every good night ends with a late night trip to either the Wawa on board street or the dinner Rt 130. But when school ends everyone gathers at the palmyra or riverton train station to catch the river line down to Camden's BB&T to tailgate for country concerts but no one ever actually goes into a concert. The only car who isn't blasting country is palmyra's we're blasting rap music ;) and on 4th of July eveyone heads to Riverton to celebrate down at the river and walking around with are red solo cups wearing red white and blue or a palmyra soccer t-shirt.
by Millyrock00009 August 13, 2017
A beautiful territory of the United States. The area is unknown to the general public, and is basically an isolated set of islands in the middle of the pacific. The atoll is administered by this Fish and Wildlife Service, and is restricted, meaning one must be granted a permit in order to travel to there. However, video evidence shows how majestic the area is, as it is basically an island getaway, completely detached from modern civilization.
by crusty carl May 29, 2016
The shitiest place in Pennsylvania. A school where you'll get black mold poisoning from the matinence staff refusing to fix the pipes and leaving gaping holes in the ceiling that expose students to the toxic air from the attic. Enjoy food poisoning from the cafeteria and some of the saltiest employees you'll ever meet. Have a healthy snack such as the cheapest whole grain knock off cheetos from the vending machine and hope the lil broken ass bitch doesn't take your dollar. Stay fresh PHS.
by Jesusisdaddy April 20, 2017
Come to the palms and feast your eyes upon no cute boys, mean girls, and feel free to enjoy our endless supply of horndogs just dying to get a booty pic. We can't forget about our lovely student body who can't wait to spread rumors and call you names for absolutely no reason!
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Even so, with all these amazing qualities our school here had some kick ass SAT scores for our area. However, it'd be nice if we could address some of our other issues to make palm city a more pleasant place to raise your children. No one likes this town lol phs needs your help so come on down for a great time among your fellow palmyrans and nap under the cool shade of the palm trees that don't exist. Oh and we can't forget about the fresh array of sinkholes that can't wait to swallow you whole!! :))
Palmyra area high school has so many horndogs and mean girls that no one can resist attending class every day.
by R-cubed April 1, 2015
Overall this school fucking sucks the best thing about it is talking to your friends but that’s only in lunch or the 3 minute break you have to get to your next class and the only thing great about lunch is talking to your friends cause if you eat the food you will more then likely be going home vomiting and that’s the good food if you’re thinking about talking to your friends in class think again because the teachers here don’t take that shit you talk in class and you’ll probably get a detention because learning is what matters even tho you don’t learn shit because most of the teachers there suck at doing there job which isn’t really surprising when the top 2 goals of the school is to raise keystone grades and stop Juul’s from being used in the bathroom I mean the Juul room
by SiegeMaster November 12, 2018
A small town in Maine. This town is "known" for the unsolved mystery of the Palmyra Wolves. They don't like the story, so they actually try to hide the event's existence.
by Gage April 8, 2022
Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
by Truthteller1977777 October 20, 2020