when you can't get any sex on sunday, so you have to grease up your palm and have your own palm sunday!
by truckintim87 April 8, 2009
usually used to define a typical sunday in england. (hungover,horny,bored) .palm sunday means to stay in bed most the day and masturbate
"what did you do last sunday after u had been out on saturday night "??
"well i just stayed in and had a palm sunday"
"well i just stayed in and had a palm sunday"
by PaulxXx November 18, 2007
The day that Jesus gave so many high fives that it deserved a name and has been celebrated ever since.
by Josh Owens April 10, 2022
by d1//pick1e November 28, 2021
The Sunday prior to Easter. If you live in FL-- you get up real early and hack down as many palm trees as possible, slice them up, and give them to people at church. When mass starts, you wave them up and down, then play with them the rest of the time.
Mass is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts Christ's passion. It's fun and all, especially when you yell "Crucify him" at the priest.
Mass is also really long because everyone in the church re-enacts Christ's passion. It's fun and all, especially when you yell "Crucify him" at the priest.
by Van Pierce March 6, 2004
PALM SUNDAY IS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AT AROUND 11:50 PM SATURDAY NIGHT, AND THEN U EJACULATE ON UR PALM AT MIDNIGHT AND SMACK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR SPLOOGE FILLED HAND.
by ninenine9 May 29, 2012
An occasion when masturbation becomes necessary.
"So, you bastard, you were fuckin' two women at once again ?!!"
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."
"Nope, it's always Palm Sunday at my place, baby.."
by Johnny Chingas May 3, 2004