Kentucky Palm Pilot

The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.

Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.

by Benboweasel January 8, 2007

Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.

Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."

by Joe24Pack February 10, 2010