I wish i was a Palito.
by UnicornLove391 July 19, 2011
by El científico November 5, 2017
When you're scared; When you're nervous that shit is gonna hit the fan.
(Not to be confused with Cagando el Palo.)
(Not to be confused with Cagando el Palo.)
When the MP was doing his military police assignment of guarding the border of North Korea & South Korea, he said he was "Cagando el Palito"
by missAA April 18, 2013
May go by various names: Pipi, Pipi Palito, Paulius, Pauli.
Palito is a handsome, sweet, loving, bright person who can make anyone happy with just a simple smile. Palito LOVES dogs. Palito has blonde hair and blue eyes and is most likely from Lithuania. He loves Borscht and he is or definitely always late.
He has great taste and whenever you see his face you just want to say "awww" and you probably will.
Strengths: Cuteness, Style, Smile,
Traits: First he's sour, then he's sweet (especially when his CNS is stimulated)
Weakness: Punctuality, Alarm Clocks, Red Light Cameras.
If you have a paulius keep him close and love him through thick and thin, he's a keeper!
Palito is a handsome, sweet, loving, bright person who can make anyone happy with just a simple smile. Palito LOVES dogs. Palito has blonde hair and blue eyes and is most likely from Lithuania. He loves Borscht and he is or definitely always late.
He has great taste and whenever you see his face you just want to say "awww" and you probably will.
Strengths: Cuteness, Style, Smile,
Traits: First he's sour, then he's sweet (especially when his CNS is stimulated)
Weakness: Punctuality, Alarm Clocks, Red Light Cameras.
If you have a paulius keep him close and love him through thick and thin, he's a keeper!
"was the reservation at 8pm? I hope you told palito it was for 5pm so he shows up before we finish eating"
by theoneandonlyguttapercha November 23, 2021