1) To answer a specific question with an answer to a completely different and unasked question.

2) To babble incoherently in response to a question that you have no answer to.
1) To Palinate:
Q: What are we having for dinner tonight?
A: We're eating at 7:00 PM

2) To be Palinated:
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008
by Sasq October 5, 2008
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Has two definitions:

1) Being completely blindsided by something.

2) To finish something quickly without checking the work and being screwed.
1) That girl told me I'm the baby's daddy...she totally Palined me.

2) I blew through the exam so I could get out of class quickly...after I turned it in I realized I was probably Palined.
by Jrl8883 September 2, 2008
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A annoying shreiking neo-con who doesnt care about anyone. Is not a reformer, also, total cocksucker, like her daughter
Fuck man, that bitch is such a fuckin PALIN!
by clintonisbetter September 5, 2008
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A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.
One palin, two palin, thr-oh GOD ITS HORRIBLE!
by Neptocracy September 6, 2008
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(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.
That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.
by jwwf October 6, 2008
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Did you see that Palin picking his nose on TV?

I wish that Palin would stay up in Alaska with the bears.
by catfight101 September 6, 2008
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A thick, clumpy, white discharge that is associated with a vaginal yeast infection.
I've got palin in my panties. I must have a yeast infection.
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