The Sarah Palin plague that is spreading throughout the United States. It effects millions and there is no cure. The only possible way for it to be stopped is if a herd of wild moose take her out or a humiliating run for President in 2012 finally tames the beast. Ending it's annoying-ness and insult to women everywhere.
This book tour is killing me, I'm nauseous, achy, I'm experiencing explosive diarrhea and vomiting, and I have an annoying ringing in my ears, oh no, I think I have the Palinfluenza!
by Erin E Cooney November 20, 2009