Simply replace with 'palatial' wherever 'epic' was used.
2. Dude that new lambo is so palatial
3. This chick I know is a blackbelt in karate, so when this a$$hole came up behind her, she totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was f'ing palatial.
4. Ed hardy wearing d-bags that use epic in every sentence is a palatial fail at life.
5. DUDE UR POSTCOUNT IZ PALATIAL PHAIL
6. LOL PALATIAL WIN Y00H RUEL
2. Pertaining to or suitable of a palace.
1:'Alternate': That nude "show" you put on at Jim's wedding was so NOT palatial!
2: A palatial tapestry.