The pakistani waffle consists of sneaking into your friends room then proceding to defacate on his/her laptop keyboard. after this the laptop is place in the oven for a further 10 minutes.
by ings August 20, 2010
An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*
Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 30, 2018
When you cover your meat stick with pancake batter, press it in a waffle iron, and eat the now cooked pancake off.
Tim : My cock is so raw. Ever since I did the Pakistani Flapjack and seared the fuck out of it in my waffle iron, it’s been bright red.
by Sponsored_rapist February 28, 2019
It is a coin toss that is dictated by shoving a 1 rupee up your ass and the outcome of the toss is dictated by if the rupee lands on heads or tails.
The other day pat and I had a argument over who had the last case of anal warts. So we decided to settle it with a Pakistani coinflip
by drylipspuckerlips July 4, 2021
When you are in the middle of a deep make out session, blow into your partner’s mouth. You have performed a Pakistani Kiss.
Last night I gave some chick named Stephanie a wicked Pakistani Kiss. Her panties were absolutely soaking afterwards.
by Butchurpete April 6, 2022
When an Indian "off duty, plainclothes police officer" thoroughly examines a small defenseless woman for weapons, explosives and narcotics inside of Bradford public transport.
Bhupinder : Ma'm, please calm down, this is standard procedure. In article 13.50, they refer to it as a "Pakistani Patdown".
by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021
India's nightmare
In 1965, the Pakistani military so its biggest battle yet. The Pakistani military wasn't all to prepared for the attack, thus allowing the Indians to get close to Lahore and taking land. It also allowed the Indians to gain some victories over Pakistan and inflict casualties. But like Russia, Pakistan needed time. This was proven at chawinda. Both armies were fully prepared but Pakistan crushed the Indian army. The brave Pakistani army, consisting of 30-50k soldiers and 130-150 tanks went up against 50-100k Indian soldiers and 220 Indian tanks. What would be known as the 2nd largest tank battle after kursk, would also be known as the graveyard of Indian tanks.
Casualties of that battle were 44 Pakistani tanks destroyed, whilst 120-140 Indian tanks destroyed. This allowed Pakistan to advance into India. Pakistan also so victory on land against India inflicting heavy casualties. Such as the battle of Lahore. The Indian army was not able to get past the defences at Lahore. Their attempts to break through were crushed as the PAF showed its true power, bombing the Indian army to Heck. The Paf had gained air superiorty on the 1st day of this war. At the end the Paf lost 17-20 jets, whilst India lost 79-120 jets.
Despite there achievements this war was a stalemate.
Pakistans military is powerful. But India lies a lot about the wars. Don't believe them
In 1965, the Pakistani military so its biggest battle yet. The Pakistani military wasn't all to prepared for the attack, thus allowing the Indians to get close to Lahore and taking land. It also allowed the Indians to gain some victories over Pakistan and inflict casualties. But like Russia, Pakistan needed time. This was proven at chawinda. Both armies were fully prepared but Pakistan crushed the Indian army. The brave Pakistani army, consisting of 30-50k soldiers and 130-150 tanks went up against 50-100k Indian soldiers and 220 Indian tanks. What would be known as the 2nd largest tank battle after kursk, would also be known as the graveyard of Indian tanks.
Casualties of that battle were 44 Pakistani tanks destroyed, whilst 120-140 Indian tanks destroyed. This allowed Pakistan to advance into India. Pakistan also so victory on land against India inflicting heavy casualties. Such as the battle of Lahore. The Indian army was not able to get past the defences at Lahore. Their attempts to break through were crushed as the PAF showed its true power, bombing the Indian army to Heck. The Paf had gained air superiorty on the 1st day of this war. At the end the Paf lost 17-20 jets, whilst India lost 79-120 jets.
Despite there achievements this war was a stalemate.
Pakistans military is powerful. But India lies a lot about the wars. Don't believe them
Pakistan is a simple country. You don't mess with us, we ain't gonna mess with you. Bit if you mess with the innocent Muslim of kashmir, or any other Muslim nation, then you should expect the Pakistani military and the Pakistani air force to come knocking at your door.
by Oofal December 24, 2018