Top Definition
A sexy mother fucker with copious amounts of swag.
Bitches, hoes and pimps bow down to the sexiness which is Paitten.
Her awesomeness radiates for miles and your mind will be blown by it when in her presence.
Bitch: "Hot damn, that Paitten is SEXAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
Hoe: "I bow down to that sexy mother fucker Paitten!"
Pimp: "OMFG my bitchin' mind has been blown by Paitten's awesomness mother fuckers!"
by lolwinter69 November 05, 2011

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