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Often mistaken as a typo, painties are painted on panties. Best if done with edible paint.
Painties - You Gotta Nair It to Wear It
Paint on Panties, Edible Undies, Roll On Nu Nu Wear, Paint-A-Taint, Crayola Cooter
by Burt Roadkill August 28, 2006
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A moderator that is power tripping and hypocritical, often using their powers to delete, ban and censor opinions they disagree with.
eg "Damn did you get attacked by a Painty?"
by Mini Moo December 06, 2007
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A word used to describe a girl who overly covers her face in makeup, with the intention of looking good, but ends up looking like Barbie or a clown.

Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.
by fableheart April 30, 2014
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A word used to describe a girl who overly covers her face in makeup, with the intention of looking good, but ends up looking like Barbie or a clown.

Some common traits include overly drawn-on eyebrows, an overdose of lipstick, eye liner and eye shadow that looks like it took hours to do, and foundation that doesn't suit their skin tone.
by fableheart April 30, 2014
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