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A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.
Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers
by The professor98 May 20, 2011