Pahkow 

In certain Thai sects of Theravada Buddhism, the word "Pahkow" conotes a novice monk. Pahkows wear white robes, not the traditional yellow or ochre robes of a fully ordained monk.

"The monk was not yet a fully ordained Bhikkhu -- he was merely a Pahkow."

Pahkow by PDDC September 28, 2008

Rudy Pankow 

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.

Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...

Rudy Pankow by dannyDevito’sSocialistcousin May 4, 2020

Rudy Pankow 

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet

Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

Rudy Pankow by Pogues for life June 3, 2020

pahjowning 

Verb: The act of owning or pwning; only worse.

"Yo dawg we were pahjowning you in Call of Duty 4 last night."

pahjowning by Fazad Mohamed July 5, 2008

Pankow 

buck toothed, cross eyed, demon possessed child, gender unknown

Gad dang, i just shit my pants!
Why?
I just saw a Pankow.

Pankow by chinegroeatschickenfriedrice July 31, 2010

Pankow's Law 

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.

"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."

Pankow's Law by TJones3 January 1, 2013

Paskowski

A sausage eating Polish( male or female )

Sarah is a real paskowski in bed

Paskowski by Kundertaint89 October 28, 2016