Pagoism 

The religion in which you believe your dog is a robot.

“Are you going to church tomorrow?”
“No, I believe in Pagoism now. I no longer go to that church. I’m a Pagoist.”
“Dang, can I convert?”
“Do you have a dog?”
“No, I own a cat.”
“Then no.”

Pagoism by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008

Pagism 

Consistently referring to the "old coms and culture course" when dwelling on irrelevant subject matters to this. Pagism can also be known as Neo-Marxism in the modern age.

Supermodels look like Auschwitz victims, the signifier and signified play an important role in modern hegemony.
All used for the voyueritsic pleasures of Laura Mulvey's Male Gaze theory
Ideology.
RIP coms n culture
god rest its soul
Pagism

Pagism by [e-mail] December 11, 2019

pacoism 

We prey to everyone in Spain with the name paco!! 😍😍

Hey what’s your religion- friend one
Pacoism-friend two
Ooh!! What’s that about-friend one

We’re we prey to people in Spain called PACO!!-friend two

pacoism by Paco 🥰 November 26, 2020

pageism 

The discrimination against people named Paige.

“Paige is so ugly.”
“Hey! That’s PAGEISM!”

pageism by Jackson 🤩🤩 October 29, 2023