Padouche 

the act of a man splashing another man or women with his seed.

or

the noise male seed makes when hitting another man or woman's face.

Dude last night I met this drunk whore and she let me padouche all over her.

Padouche by Boxplay April 2, 2012

Pedouchetrian 

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.

Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!

Pedouchetrian by the real b love May 5, 2009

Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo

Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes

Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019

PSDouche 

A person who prefers PlayStation over XBox, is terrified of horses, prefers to watch the NFL draft alone, and is addicted to birthday parties.

My cousin is a PSDouche!

PSDouche by Webster127 November 9, 2018

MD/PhDouche 

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.

Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."

MD/PhDouche by Syd1982 October 23, 2010

PCdouche 

A Person or Persons who perfers a PC over a Mac and therfore feels the need to put down Mac users and Steve Jobs. However they themselves own an Ipod, Iphone, or use Itunes or some othe Apple product.

Mike and Alex are PC users, they then call everyone with a Mac a Macfag. Mike and Alex are PCdouches.

PCdouche by kinglavalamp December 20, 2010

padoche 

A car that has a licence plate that is messed up. (bent, hanging, etc. This can be called in the game of pididdle to gain a point.

That car is a PADOCHE!

padoche by Tyler Southard February 21, 2004