Pad-slap
Pad-slap by WrathOfKron December 13, 2012
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Pad Slapper
A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.
Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!
Pad Slapper by n00b$layer April 25, 2013
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pad slapping
The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
pad slapping by Snooki af April 25, 2019
Pad Slapping
The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.
Pad Slapping by Pad Slapped April 25, 2019
PadSlap
When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.
This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.
(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.
(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"
"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"
"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."
"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"
"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."
PadSlap by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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