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Pad Slapper 

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.
Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!
Pad Slapper by n00b$layer April 25, 2013
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pad slapping 

The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
pad slapping by Snooki af April 25, 2019

Pad Slapping 

The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.
Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?
Pad Slapping by Pad Slapped April 25, 2019
When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."
PadSlap by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015