A person who attacks others IPs´ via using packets.
16:15 Matt: cawk cawk cawk dot
16:15 Chris: Dude, shut up.
16:16 Matt: No, U.
16:16 timmy: ZOMG! Hey chris is a l33t packeter! U betta shut teh fuk up!
16:16 Matt: niggas
16:17 Quit - Matt (~Matt@hub.main.*.*) (Connection Reset By Peer)
by Musty January 14, 2008
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A person who routinely provides or admires packets at meetings, references the packet, and ensures the availability of said packet.

Tends to closely bond with meetlovers, or may be a meetlover.
While Jeremy signed in for the meeting upon entering the room, Carol, the packeteer promptly asked, "Did you get a packet?"

While the meeting attendees settled at their tables, the packeteer announced, "I've made color-coded packets for you. You'll find one copied on baby blue paper, another on celedon, and finally one on buff paper."

Just before Therese, the meetlover began her presentation, one packeteer remarked to another packeteer in a whisper, "I love when they provide a hardcopy of the PowerPoint." "I was thinking the same thing", the other responded.
by Mama Dude January 26, 2011
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UK term for a standard retail package containing three condoms.
"Nothing I can get you, ma'am? Tea? Coffee? Packet of three..?" - Rimmer, Red Dwarf
by Rob T Firefly May 18, 2010
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Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
by PinkyandtheBrain December 7, 2012
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A being who is not considered a full blown radgy/ radgie because of their size. Usually a young relative or friend of a radgy/s who is learning the traits, or a guy who has angry little man syndrome and thinks they can take on anyone.
seen that little guy over there, he just asked me for a "lend of a half a quid" or he'd tax me. A told him to fuck off, stupid radge packet.

you seen that crazy kid?! absolute packet of radge, man!
by *J-bone* January 11, 2012
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