#1) A climbing strategy used by rock climbing sport-rats to pretend they are accomplishing something. Involves pre-clipping quick-draws because they are too lazy/ suck too bad to do it correctly with style.
#2) The easiest and laziest way to do something hard, i.e. cheating.
Bob: The sport-rats are masturbating on some darmaster pinkpoint.
John: Thats gay. Lets actually go accomplish something meaningful, like climbing to the top.
Bob: I would rather kill myself than be a sport-rat.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).