Pachowned 

A word used to exemplify victory in any sense, which include video games, or merely answering a question correctly.

*Headshot in COD* "Dude I just pachowned you"

"Teacher: what is 3-2 = ?

Student: 1

Teacher: That is correct

Student: PACHOWNEEEED!"

Pachowned by yazyazyaz January 18, 2011

phowned 

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

phowned by wheaty May 8, 2008

Pablowned 

A level of ownage even greater than Pizzowned. This word only occurs once a millenia. It is used to describe an event in which an individual is owned so badly that they literally explode into shit.

Lang Pablowned Tim in the face last night.

Pablowned by Mok3sp33d July 21, 2006

I-Phowned

Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.

Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.

I-Phowned by Paul Ash August 3, 2007

phowned 

When you get smacked hard in your face or other parts of the body with a telephone or a cellphone.
The word has its origin from the term "Owned"

Niels sneaks up behind Kristian without him noticing.
He then bangs the phone on his head, yells "PHOWNED" and runs off...

phowned by Tommeliden Crew December 14, 2006

pajowned 

Past tense of the word "Pajown"

I totally pajowned you, man!

pajowned by Young-Min October 9, 2004

Pablowned 

owned or dominated by a mexican male.

you just got pablowned in that tortilla eating contest!

Pablowned by beniah December 2, 2007