1. PlayStation Portable: Sony's Handheld PlayStatio-*battery dies*
Hey, wanna play PSP? *disc read error* *UMD flies out*
When you're a Jewish kid growing up in Pikesville, MD and going to a public school, you learn that the best high school parties are always the private school ones. The houses are bigger, the girls are hotter, there is alcohol everywhere and things go down that can't even be described with pure certainty. Pikesville also invented the term swirls
Post-Sex-Piss: After engaging in coitus the need to urinate will surely follow. This piss, for guys at least, us usually a messy one because the direction of the urine cannot be controlled and it also has the remnants of exchanged bodily fluids. Might sound nasty, but if you fuck you will eventually have one of these. Embrace them.
"Dude, I had some good sex with nessa last night and had to take the fattest PSP afterwards."
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
Just after fucking
i love to go for a PSP as it feels awesome to flush out my cock
A handheld system made by Sony. Competing with the Nintendo DS. The PSP has all the shit you just don't need or already have, like playing MP3's, browsing the internet, watching movies, and viewing images. To watch the movies you must buy them in a specific format (UMD) for your PSP, so if you already own a movie on DVD and you'd like to watch it on the go, you are shit out of luck. The UMD format is considered dead nowadays, so good luck getting the latest movies on your PSP. To browse the internet, you must be near a wireless access point, places such as Mac Donalds have these, but if you are on a bus/train, or in a car (not driving of course), you are once again, shit out of luck. The included memory stick holds like 5 MP3's, so unless you buy a bigger memory stick, you are shit out of luck. Not to mention you'd look like a fucking geek with a case with the PSP hanging on your belt, so if you want to listen music without having your hands occupied, you are shit out of luck. Combine that with the fact that the PSP's demographic most likely owns a MP3 player already, so that's another feature rendered useless. The retail price is already pretty steep, and if you want to draw it's full potential, you will spend even more. The DS gives you the option to do all that (except playing movies) with third party accesories. That's right, the OPTION.
Next, the games. They don't suck as much as Nintendo fan boys say, but half of the worthy games are PS1/PS2 rehashes, so you basic...
portable stripping pole
John:Yo,Mike let's go to the strip joint.I feel like getting a lap dance tonight.
Mike:Don't need to I got 4 hookers and a PSP in my van.
pooped, shaved, played, showered!
Hey guys i psps today!!
A beautiful handheld made by Sony. With a beautiful huge LCD screen. Does anything a computer can do (literally, you name it, it does it) Extreamly comfortable, good buttons UMDs flying out is just a exadurated rumor from the first PSP made. It is not over priced, DS is.
DS cost Nintendo: less than $50
PSP cost Sony: around $190
DS IS OVERPRICED NOT PSP!!!!
dont be jelous because you cant afford it, your just like the kids with crappy MP3 players from walmart who call IPods garbage.