Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.
When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.
by DanoBanano89 July 22, 2018
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P-P-M noun
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If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.
"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"
by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021
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(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time
His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute
by Kotacass May 21, 2022
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Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.
Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.
by Dankstinky March 5, 2016
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Talked to the nursing team today. Looks like they are suffering from PPM
by Massive Onanist July 23, 2020
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Scientific Term.

It means Parts Per Million.
What does ppm mean?

See Above.
by chowman November 10, 2006
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Post Premenstrual Syndrome

After you've finished your period, you/they are unusually bitchy, like when you are pms-ing.

Anytime you or a person(female) are bitchy and you/they are not suffering from PMS.

A safe way for guys to ask, "Are you on your period?" without getting hurt.
Susan, why are you so bitchy? I know you're not pms-ing, because you had your period last week. Are you suffering from PPMS?
by Carmelambition May 29, 2010
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