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poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.
1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008
Related Words

Poopshmere 

Shmere of thè poop
Sean is in the bathroom, and all of the sudden “ploooof” a poopshmere occurs
Poopshmere by Baldseanward December 8, 2018

poopsmear 

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process
my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car
poopsmear by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

poorsome 

when something is so hilariously, god-forsakenly bad, it's awesome.
"Man, you've got to see Santa Claus Conquers The Martians!"

"...Isn't that meant to be really bad?"

"Oh no... it's poorsome."
poorsome by Gizzard Lizard May 22, 2004
The opposite of the word "awesome".

A complete lack of the quality "awesome".

Awesomingly poo-like. In a non-awesome way.

Identical in the usage and meaning of the word craptacular.
David's xanga entry sure is poosome.
poosome by AE2005 August 31, 2006

stanky poopsmell 

A poop smell so bad that it makes you want to throwup.
Bro I went to the bathroom in that bar last night and it had a stanky poopsmell worse than anything ive ever experience'd.
stanky poopsmell by sillycat9211 November 2, 2023