Poopofomia

A problem when you get addicted to rubbing rabbit's shit on your hair.

*kid goes out to walk dog*
*comes back*
Kid: OH SHIT MOM I GOT RABBIT SHIT ON MY HAIR
Mom: Oh honey I love rubbing rabbit shit in my hair, It's normal
Kid: WHY IS IT FUCKING NORMAL!
Mom: I have fucking POOPOFOMIA!

by Architectorous November 30, 2019