The original gaming console made by Sony. A slimmer version later came out because people were sick of mixing oil and gas so they could play Crash Bash. Regular maintenance was needed like greasing the disk tray using a grease gun made for the playstation (Sold separately).

Critics didn't like having a system with a 4 stroke engine so they made a console named the PSOne. Which did the same exact thing except it made Sony more money. Memory cards could hold a whole 8MB and weighed approximately 32 pounds.

Gamers who like to collect game consoles tend to like the Playstation. It's value can be up to 15 dollars but shipping is $500 due to the wide load truck needed to move it. The lense used to read the disk is made out of only the highest quality plastic and the shell is made from the highest quality steel.
Nils: "Woah, that a huge generator ya got there!"
Jordan: "Nope, thats my old Playstation 1"
Nils: "How retro! I'll give you 15 dollars for it"
Jordan "Ummm.... k, dont you have a PS3 though?"
Nils: "Ya but i need retro video games to fill the empty space in my life that most people fill with friends and a social life."
Jordan: "K, give me my money, want some free games and a tank of gas/oil mixture?"
Nils: "Nah, i got nitrous oxide"
by jordan199311 August 16, 2009
A video game console who's target audience was japanese girls between around five to sixteen years of age. However, it also eventually had some games that targeted others, some of which became successfull such as Ratchet and Clank, though most games remained true to its original audience with many Role-Playing-Games contributing. Eventually it did reach out to others around the world and became quite popular, yet still did not quite gain the attention of the male population.
by WhatUp!TheSky. June 06, 2010
When somebody buys hundreds of sexual toys and puts them all in one room, that room becomes a "playstation."
Lets hang upside down and throw dildos at eachother in my playstation!
by Chris Carver June 21, 2005
A whore or girl who has sex with a lot of dudes; a nympho
"Man, me and that playstation had fun in the backseat last night"
by Chad M November 03, 2006
The two definitons above me were written by complete fucktards and anal vampires. Playstation is the console that saved gaming as we know it. Without it we would have to play systems such as X-box aka A nazi box, or Lamecube. The playstation is always a fun thing to play when one is bored and has the best games out their.
Bob: I am bored as hell can i kick it at you're house and play some PlayStation?
Steve: Ya dude i got a ton of new games lets hit that shit.
by Jizz Master Zero March 05, 2006
Something that ruined videogames for everyone except chavs.
People that play playstation games are often simple minded idiots that think violence is so funny they will repeat it a million more times.
chav 1: YO! Did u gangsta's get da new GTA? INNIT!
chav 2: Yeah! It is sound innit. I beat up... (so stupid he can't count)
Normal person: Why don't you get a Gamecube or an Xbox?
chav 1: NO! cos da playstation 3 'as a boomerang 4 a controller! BRAP!
by meh2 January 10, 2006
The system that started the decline in quality among video games. This was done by marketing games to the hip hop generation and people who used to pick on gamers in gym class, instead of people who actually have interest in video games.
Originally, the Playstation was designed as a disc drive for the Super Nintendo.
The Playstation ruined gaming by making it 'ghetto' and 'hip hop'.
by Rusty Shackelfurd August 18, 2005

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