PILWIN 

PILWIN stands for "Pretending I'm Laughing When I'm Not"

Person 1: Haha listen to this joke (Tells unfunny joke)

Person 2: Oh... PILWIN

PILWIN by Fred =D November 2, 2009

piling system 

The system used by extremely intelligent people to organize their stuff. It is put into piles and gets sorted as needed.

I couldn't find my student loan application but found it in the "August" section of my piling system.

piling system by realmccoy420 October 28, 2010

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

piling out

the act of being incredibly lazy

gus bus is piling out today.he didnt get off the couch

piling out by sarah-chrisrina woo May 13, 2008

Pilwon 

Pilwon IS A MF STUPID PIECE OF PILSHIT from the BL Manhwa "Pearl Boy"

Person 1: Hey, who's this Pilwon?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Pilshit?

Pilwon by Toji's w March 14, 2022

Pig Pillin 

Driving around in a truck or SUV with multiple pigs in the back, all of whom have consumed several different types of pills.

MC Pots and Pans: Pig Pillin, y'all be illin; we all chillin while the pigs be pillin.
Thumbtacks: Where'd you get dem pills?
P&P: Hundred dollar bills

Pig Pillin by OkieSolidarity June 25, 2008