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Pasty Faced People (Person) In Black

Disaffected youth from high enough in the Maslow's heirarchy to be able to consider "themselves" disaffected. Typically Pasty-white, not due to melanoma risk-avoidance, but rather a love for vampire/Bauhaus culture. They dress mostly in black uniforms as Emo- and Goth-like to identify themselves as a sub-culture. Amazingly, the group will wear their eye-catching uniforms of black, including Dr. Martin knock-offs, even in the most oppressively humid and hot weather.

Together, this combination of skin tone and clothing adherence to blend in to a group of "suffering individuals" makes them the PFPIBs.
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Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux (PFPIB)
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
PFPIB by Roberto J. Saunderso July 21, 2006
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pflibsen 

showing or promising no abatement of severity, intensity, or strength;
continuing or inclined to persist in a course;
the expression or exhibition of extreme passion
Her pflibsen can not be hampered and she will succeed at all costs.
Despite each challenge, her pflibsen did not waver.
pflibsen by KeytaBear June 25, 2022

papibear 

Any non-black male that believes the entire black race needs his personal pity.
Someone full of white guilt.
That papibear just offered Kobe Bryant a job because he thought I didn't already have one.
papibear by Eric Preston August 15, 2006
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Omg did you hear about Isaiah liking ppibb
ppibb by Ppibb October 9, 2020

Papibandaidwagon 

A Spanish conquistador like EMT driving an ambulance.
Aiiii mami I fell and can’t get up, call me a papibandaidwagon.
Papibandaidwagon by Boxadonuts22 November 16, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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