Disaffected youth from high enough in the Maslow's heirarchy to be able to consider "themselves" disaffected. Typically Pasty-white, not due to melanoma risk-avoidance, but rather a love for vampire/Bauhaus culture. They dress mostly in black uniforms as Emo- and Goth-like to identify themselves as a sub-culture. Amazingly, the group will wear their eye-catching uniforms of black, including Dr. Martin knock-offs, even in the most oppressively humid and hot weather.
Together, this combination of skin tone and clothing adherence to blend in to a group of "suffering individuals" makes them the PFPIBs.
Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux (PFPIB)
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic