somebody named peter that is retarded or acts like it
peter stop being a petard and quit lighting my hair on fire!
by esse March 23, 2005
This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.
You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.
by ROFL-CAKE December 01, 2010
The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.
"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."
by SnG. April 04, 2010

1. Someone who has become borderline retarded because they smoked way too much Pot.
2. A dumb Pothead.
Cheech and Chong used to be funny back in the day. But now they're a couple of petards.
by DonnieLee August 14, 2006
A retarded Bulgarian
He thinks he's a Bulgarian gangsta. What a Petard.
by Janyia September 03, 2006
A combination between a penis and a retard.
That kid with the big head is such a petard.
by Steven September 16, 2003
A member of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Some fucking PETArds just stole my steak.
by Beefchoker December 15, 2007
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.