Onlooker: Did your penis eat that donkey
Pedsdude: Yes.... Yes it did
Onlooker: Brillant thats a brig dick and i warp it in warping paper
Pedsdude: Yes.... Yes it did
Onlooker: Brillant thats a brig dick and i warp it in warping paper
by Mooselflies. February 5, 2010
Short for Pederast State, refers to Penn State University after Jerry Sandusky child sex abuse scandal. Often used by opposing sports teams to refer to this university’s football team.
We are Ped State!
You ride around in an unmarked van asking kids if they want candy as if you were from Ped State.
You ride around in an unmarked van asking kids if they want candy as if you were from Ped State.
by egengo October 30, 2021
The tenth son of the tenth son of Confucius who walked the entire length of the Great Wall of China thereby crossing the entire country. He is commemorated by signs where people walk and cross the intersections of conventional wisdom, in honor of his great accomplishment. He is known also for his philosophy of journeying through the world using one's own convictions and abilities alone.
"Look! That sign indicates that when we cross the street here, we honor the great philosopher and journeyman Ped Xing!"
by Fog Maestro September 14, 2013
(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.
Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.
by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2021
Very low cut running socks.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.
by Aartz November 22, 2021
A group of middle age men who travel in a pack. Often in white non descript vans. Typically the vans are emblazoned with offers of free stuff like candy and wifi.They tend to patrol water parks and playgrounds.
by Helen's corndog May 13, 2019
1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one
2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the bids nicknames"
"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"
"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"
"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"
"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"
"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
by the big lemon July 6, 2009