Point After Touchdown. One point if the ball is place kicked through the uprights, two if the ball is rushed or thrown and received in the end zone. The PAT begins on the two yard line.
a) Pats tend to wear Sketchers (or Crocs), cheap wristwatches, and unisex slacks
b) Pats are normally overweight. In this sense, you cannot tell if 'it' has man-boobs or actual breasts.
c) Pats often adorn shirts with horses, wolves, or Disney characters on them. Tourist shits in general are also the preferred clothing of the Pat
d) Pats sport androgynous haircuts- short, sometimes spiky.
It's a Pat.