P33N3D

When someone uses the retarded smiley (xD) in an IM or any other form of internet communication, one should respond with "P33N3D." If the person who sent it types "P33N3D" before the other person(s) involved, they win at life. If another person types "P33N3D" before the user of the smiley does, the user has been PWNED and is now the other person's bitch.

- xD
P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT
(The first person wins at life.)

- xD
- P33N3D
- P33N3D
DAMMIT.
(The first person is now the second's bitch.)

P33N3D by The Epic Fairy October 10, 2008

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p33r3d

Used amongst users of IRC, this is a term in the L337 language referring to the popular "Connection reset by peer" message that occasionally appears as a result of the server determining that the socket is no longer good and closing it from its side. It is used to poke fun at such users.

---- Soda has quit irc (Connection reset by peer) ----
- DJ_PsYkiK - p33r3d

p33r3d by DJ PsYkiK May 11, 2004

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p3n3d

Pwned or pawned. Can be used anywhere!!

e.g. Pawned like a Prawn sauce
or 'You p3n3d nub'

p3n3d by Chaz1308 December 7, 2006

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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