An abbreviated shower or bath that just takes care of the basic essentials ("Pits, tits, and ass"), taken when time or clean water is limited.
"I slept right through my alarm clock...I barely had time to brush my teeth and take a PTA before running out of the house."
A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.
After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.
Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.
Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!
The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
PTA typically stands for "Parent teacher association". They help plan school activities. If you can't remember this or what they do, try "(P)arents (T)hat (A)re Bored"
: Hey daughter! Instead of getting a job and being actually useful to my family, I'm going to not supply any income and join the PTA
so I can pretend I'm actually doing something with my life!
: *kills self*
Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.
Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.
Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking
to express feelings better)
You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"
"Dude we won! P.T.A!"
"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"
"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"
(power tool annoyances) to annoy someone who is doing something productive or just plain wasting time with loud power tools. this mainly occurs when someone is remodeling only one room. This is only a variation on the term for people that are just plain irritating.
Bob is such a P.T.A., its no wonder no one goes to his house any more.