P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

by Eric Peterson July 7, 2005

P.T.A.

Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking to express feelings better)

You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"

by Eric G. October 21, 2004

P.T.A.

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

by King Bariteke January 16, 2014

P.T.A.

(power tool annoyances) to annoy someone who is doing something productive or just plain wasting time with loud power tools. this mainly occurs when someone is remodeling only one room. This is only a variation on the term for people that are just plain irritating.

Bob is such a P.T.A., its no wonder no one goes to his house any more.

by 33(14)+8n=165 October 31, 2009