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P.N.C. test 

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.
Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.
Originated from a mother, she listened to the song P.I.M.P. on the radio and started to sing along. She said P.I.N.C. instead of P.I.M.P. When asked why, she said "I don't think dirty thoughts like that."
I don't know what you heard about me.
But if you can't get a dollar out of me...
No cadillacs no perms you can't see...
That I'm a....

P I N C!!!

P.O.N.C. 

Person Of No Consequence - pretty much everyone on earth or in history. People who don't make the newspaper or history books.
I'm tired of being a P.O.N.C. - I should set a world record for something.

You know those guys who got conquered by the Romans 2000 years ago? Yeah, me neither. They were PONCs, and so are you!
P.O.N.C. by Killcrazy July 31, 2009
Post Drunk Numb Crotch. An abbreviation. The female equivalent to 'whiskey dick'. The inability to orgasm due to a highly intoxicated state.
We can bang tonight, but I will have P.D.N.C. so don't worry about me cumming.

My P.D.N.C was so bad, we had to use lube.

Could you finish already?! I've got some serious P.D.N.C and this is going nowhere for me.
P.D.N.C by Beckipedia January 23, 2021

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations
Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

P.A.N.I.C. 

No snickers for me I'm a member of P.A.N.I.C., people against nuts in candy.
P.A.N.I.C. by Listerdavid November 5, 2013