P.I.L.F

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

Which P.I.L.F. is the hottest, Sarah Palin or Christine O'Donnell?

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

P.I.L.F

Pupil (Student) I Like Fuckin'

My classmate is a P.I.L.F

by City+Rapers February 21, 2011

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

This term has recently gotten much attention due to all of the handsome princes at Kate Middleton's wedding to Prince William.

"Well William may be married, but Prince Harry is a P.I.L.F.

by Lulu tink May 22, 2011

P.I.L.F

Prince I'd like to fuck.

Prince Charming is a P.I.L.F.

by Hedij May 26, 2011

P.I.L.F.

"President I'd like to fuck." - Finally women will be able to use ilf-isms with style and class.

Future President of the United States Barack Obama is the P.I.L.F. of my dreams.

by Watt Evers June 12, 2008

P.I.L.F.

Priest I'd Like to Fuck

An internationally known Catholic priest sometimes called "Father Oprah" has been removed from his posts in Florida after published photos showed that the P.I.L.F. was lying down bare-chested in an embrace with a woman on a beach.

by mssheen13 May 06, 2009

P.I.L.F.

Parent I’d Like to Fuck. Gender-neutral term for M.I.L.F/D.I.L.F.

Person A: Yo dude look at that… wait what gender are they?
Person B: IDK but they’re definitely a P.I.L.F.

by FirstThimgsSeconds June 13, 2021