P-Card

The P-Card, or Penetration Card, is similar to the V-Card except with a more strict definition. The P-Card may only be lost through intercourse, so unlike the V-Card possession is not up for debate.

Dude, I was wasted with the hottest chick last night and we ended up at her place. When I woke up in the morning I realized she had taken my P-Card *High Five*

P-Card by SMA7 February 26, 2008

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P-CARD

When you get your period
or
When you bleed outta your ass for a few days

Jenn: Nikki when do you get your p-card?
Nikki: like i have it right now.
jenn: OMG SAME
Nikki: omg crazy like lets go buy tampons
jenn: omg okay

P-CARD by Jen n Nikki April 22, 2006

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p card

the players card

i have the players card

p card by Joker March 10, 2003

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Cardi P(igeon)

When you're walking by outside and suddenly hear a pigeon or so go "okurr"

Cardi P(igeon)
Did any of you just hear that musician, cardi, cardi P??

Cardi P(igeon) by persinnime December 24, 2025

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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