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Peniaphobia 

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!
Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

priaphobia 

The rational fear of driving behind a prius.

This affliction is suffered by 99% of people who actually know how to drive.
Someone suffering from priaphobia would rather pull behind a loaded semi truck at a stop light than a Prius with the rational being that the semi will accelerate faster when the light turns green.
priaphobia by Ferdinand Porsche January 13, 2017

Pantaphobia 

Man: pantaphobia.

Man 2: what?
Man: that’s what it’s called pantaphobia. It’s not a fear of pants if that’s what you’re thinking. It’s a fear of everything, including pants I suppose, in that case, sorry go on.

Man 2: he hates crayons
Man: understandable

(If you watch Doctor who and have seen the eleventh doctors episodes you will know this quote)
Pantaphobia by Lezzy February 22, 2019

Palmaphobia 

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

Papaphobia 

Intense fear or dread of the Pope, the Roman Catholic Church or of the clergy.
I couldn't go into the church because I suffer from severe papaphobia.
or
I couldnt go into the church because I am severely papaphobic.
Papaphobia by Molester September 6, 2004

pupaphobia 

Phobia of puppets or marionettes.
Rosaline: Puppets are such amazing creations, would you not agree?
David: Don't even bring up puppets, they scare the shit out of me.
Rosaline: What do you mean?
David: I've got pupaphobia, man, that kind of shit is creepy and scary as fuck.
pupaphobia by gamblignant May 14, 2016