Ozinator 

The mechanical component of a restaurant soda machine that determines the amount of Carbonation and flavoring that goes into every glass.

"Excuse me waitress the Ozinator on your pop machine must be off because the sprite tastes really funny!"

Ozinator by Lancealotdog June 26, 2008

oozinator

A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.

- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?

Billy: Ah! Yuck!
Duncan: Bleah!
Kyle: Gross!
Todd: Ew! Disgusting!

- And of course...

Jake: AWESOME!

oozinator by Alec and Tats July 30, 2008

Oozinator

Popularized by such sites as YTMND the Oozinator is a toy made by Hasbro that fires not only water, but sticky white "bio-ooze" that "may stain naturally."

The official commercial depicts a boy using his Oozinator by pumping it vigoroulsy until white goo shoots from it and hits various other boys. (Most notably, the African American child.)

The Oozinator can also be used as slang for penis along with dick, wang, cock, etc.

Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator!

Oozinator by NotAnInfidel May 15, 2006

oozinator

A super soaker that, when pumped, fires blasts of a thick, semi-clear substance at helpless neighborhood children.

Fred: Dude, Steve, I just bought an Oozinator at Toys'R'Us.
Steve: Let's go spray its semen like contents all over Matt, he always was such a little whore.

oozinator by Maurice M. May 15, 2006

Okinator 

That person who replies "Ok" to every and any message you send. An ~ can use "Ok"s to mostly kill dull and obvious communication / instruction.

GF: That girl from the English Lit class wore a spandex to class. omg!
Me: Ok
GF: Why do these girls have dress like sl*ts?
Me: Ok
GF: WTH, are you even listening to me?
Me: Ok
GF: ...
Me: Target terminated. Okinator mission accomplished. *bam*

Okinator by WordSage April 16, 2015

Ko-okinator 

Someone who doesnt speak clearly

Ok you edlrich monster are youa Ko-okinator?

Ko-okinator by Uno_Bruno October 26, 2022