The founding father of double magnum sized condoms, extra large was to small for his massive gorilla meat
by SEXYIESMANALIVE December 2, 2021
A really complicated and loving guy. He doesn't share his feelings with everyone, but when he does you know he means it. Really attractive. Usually tall with dark hair. Extremely funny in his own way. Usually has a breath-taking smile. When his in the right mood, you wish you could talk to him forever. His moods change often. Really into music, knows how to play the guitar like a rockstar. When he sings all the ladies faint. He bottles up his feelings and expressed himself through music. Usually underneath it all hes an inner nerd, and is really good with computers. A really great guy to have as a boyfriend, he'll never forget your birthday. Overall, Owen's are complex but the most loving guys you could ever find.
"Wow did you see Owen on stage tonight? Hes so sexy"
"Owens really complicated isn't he? Its kindof hot"
"Did you see him playing the guitar last night? Must be an Owen!"
"Owens really complicated isn't he? Its kindof hot"
"Did you see him playing the guitar last night? Must be an Owen!"
by Freaks. August 21, 2012
by owenthenutter66 October 30, 2019
That Fish is Owen.
by TheDefinitionGod324223 March 22, 2017
The most loving sweetest boy you will ever meet. Will start off as your best friend but then will turn into much more as you fall deeply in love for his smile, sense of humor and smile. Owen's have the biggest heart but are often very complicated and confusing. With mood swings and different signals. They are the type of person that will come home after a long day at work, bring you chocolates and flowers and rub your feet because he knows you've had an even harder day. Owen's are the type of people you fall in love with, slowly, and no matter what they are to you... they will always be your best friend.
by Truthfull meanings March 14, 2017
Owen is an ok guy. Generally tall with dark hair, although results may vary. He's kind of shy and keeps to himself, but if you get to know him, he completely changes. He's into dark humor and any other topic that interests him. He doesn't like speaking seriously, and will often change what he says or the way he talks to make it seem more like a joke. He doesn't think he's attractive at all and can't see himself ever even going on a date with a girl, but he's accepted that and is fine with it. He bottles up his emotions and hides them away, and probably had depression before. Now, he jokes about having depression and it can be very unclear if he's being serious.
He likes playing video games and having fun. Doesn't do too well when left alone or abandoned. Sometimes ponders why he has the friends he has. Listens to Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb because they're fucking awesome bands. If you're close enough to him and ask nicely, he might tell you something about his private life. He can be a pretty cool guy to be around, but you have to warm up to him first. He also has a dick size quite above the average.
He likes playing video games and having fun. Doesn't do too well when left alone or abandoned. Sometimes ponders why he has the friends he has. Listens to Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb because they're fucking awesome bands. If you're close enough to him and ask nicely, he might tell you something about his private life. He can be a pretty cool guy to be around, but you have to warm up to him first. He also has a dick size quite above the average.
- Do you think Owen actually is depressed?
-I don't know, he sure jokes about it a lot.
-Owen needs therapy or something, he has, like, NO self-esteem!
-I don't know, he sure jokes about it a lot.
-Owen needs therapy or something, he has, like, NO self-esteem!
by Mr. Meowface17 October 15, 2018