Owego 

The rockinest little town in upstate New York. Home to countless fledgling celebrities, and many failed ones who fled home to the comfort of the Barleycorn. Often confused with Oswego, which has way more trust fund babies and markedly inferior weed.

I'm going to Owego for the Strawberry Festival, but we'll probably end up in the 'Corn.

Owego by Katie Mae May 6, 2008

Owego 

Noted as the coolest small town in America. It's possible for sure. The OPD (owego police department) is probably the biggest waste of money anyone has ever spent. Frankie rules the streets (the local homeless bum) although hes been MIA lately. Town is filled with a lot of druggies, most of which never leave or go anywhere in life. Lots of rich old folks live in the village. Front St. is great downtown, other than that the rest of the streets are filled with straight dirt. Great place for teenages to grow up besides the fact that you have to drive almost everywhere to have some fun. Drunken donuts get it's fair share of customers. Best activities include pissing off local old people, getting drunk and or high, and cruisin the town. The indians once lived here, and the underground railroad runs under certain houses.

Person A: Want to go roll an L then cruise Owego?
Person B: What else would we do?
Person C: True.

Owego by Merp Alerpa March 15, 2010

Owego 

A small town located in New York. The town has taken a downfall and is now filled with low life meth heads who do nothing but steal to support there habit and live off others.

Person one: hey I have to run to owego. Wanna go with?
Person two: yeah I’m running low on meth

Owego by Vikingking1937 May 10, 2020

Owego 

Owego, NY was founded in 1786, and was voted the coolest small town in America. Lots of rich old people live here, and most of the neighborhoods are nice. Mostly everyone is friendly and will become your best friend. The town is home to the Owego Indians sports teams, and the varsity swim team won #1 in NY state and #3 in the country last year. There's a lot of huge houses for really good prices, and the town has grown in popularity since the last couple years after the 2011 flood of owego . Even though it is a small town, there's still lots of places to go and things to do like eat at the cellar restaraunt, visit the antique store, go to the tioga movie theater, go to strawberry festival in the summertime, and go downtown for First Friday on the first friday of every month.

Dude: Hey, have you been to Owego? its actually really cool there.
Dude 2: Yeah, man it's the best

Owego by 1800pooponastickdotcom May 5, 2017

owego 

the most boring town in new york, probably even in the world. no one really knows it exists, cause its so small and stupid. its full of dirty people and kids who think their the shit cause they smoke pot all day.

person 1: have you ever been to owego?
person 2: to where?!

owego by lovejb October 16, 2008

Owego Scum Bum 

The typical Person from a town called Owego, Wears the same clothes daily doesn't clean their house and loves the smell of decaying garbage.

Jerry:Hey lizzie didnt you wear those clothes yesterday?
Lizzie:Yeah but i'm an owego scum bum!

Owego Scum Bum by Poopstick Forsythe June 11, 2008

owego, ny 

Owego, NY....cultural center of Upstate New York

I want to live in Owego, NY

owego, ny by Pink day July 4, 2017