An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.
Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.
by AMunie October 18, 2012
by ezzeeeeezza November 9, 2016
The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman
Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.
by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017
A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.
I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
by Steeler Country 45 September 30, 2017
by Lil DaveyPete January 21, 2022
Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "
Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
by Imabanana1 January 9, 2016
"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022