Ovalhead

Someone with a humongously elliptic head.

That man is such an ovalhead.

Ovalhead by ovalman69 July 12, 2010

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Oval head

A oval head is a person that's head is the shape of a oval the common known shape.

Me: omg Sarah is such an oval head
Friend: she just got to school

Oval head by Anonymous. JB October 11, 2019

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oval head

A very rare deformation that some people are born with, which also resembles the combination of 2 normal sized heads forming a repulsive monstrosity that may one day kill millions. It is also usually the trigger in people wanting to quadbag the tip of the oval, also known as the source of evil powers.

I was thinking about hanging myself, but realized my oval head eyesore didn't fit in the loop.
Ima throw this fucking eraser at Craig's oval head, and hope to hit the tip of the oval.
I swear to god one day I'm going to bash that kid's cranium in a last hope to fix that monstrosity of a oval head.

oval head by brascoop February 7, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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