Ottawa 20

A unit of measurement for travelling around the city of Ottawa. No matter the distance, it will always take 20 minutes.

I am going down the road to get groceries. It is gonna be an Ottawa 20 before I get there.

by Crakhead82 May 4, 2023

Ottawa Senators

Quite possibly the worst joke of a franchise in NHL history today. They have the talent of a mediocre AHL team and their star players all request and instant trade upon seeing how bad things are.

I root for the Ottawa Senators. I promptly visit my therapist after the game ends.

by 81654288888 February 26, 2019

Ottawa

The capitol of Canada, where, surprsingly, no one mentioend, superstar singer Alanis Morissette's from.

Girl with accurate tast:"I love ALanis Morrissette, If one true star here in the USA's from Ottawa, it's here

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by ESSJAY September 19, 2021

Ottawa Hills High School

The best high school in the world! Located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, OHHS is home to some of the world’s biggest celebrities. World renown as the “Indians”, Ottawa Hills was the high school to attend and if you didn’t, you wanted to. The best looking, best dressed, and most talented kids in the city attended this legendary school. The most notorious class being the graduating class of 1992.

I’m not aware that any other high school exists. I attend Ottawa Hills High School, the best school on earth!

by Kaye Mack July 19, 2021

Ottawa Ks

The place where you can go, and get into a fake gang. The place. The one in only with Fake (Gd's, Bloods, Crips), But that's not the worst. Every girl you come in contact with sale hers self or have a premium snapchat. Meth heads. Heron Addicts. Pill users, and even fake drug dealers acting like they own the world. If you have nothing else to do with your life go to Ottawa, and become a fake gang member for only 0.99 cents a day. (Even though there parent's make a killing) They chose that life that life didn't chose them. They may have guns, but there's no bullets'. IF come in contact with one of these fake gang members you may get shot with a bb gun.

In ottawa you can become anything you want.
Ottawa Ks means is that you don't want to go there.

by Ottawa Tweakers March 3, 2021

Ottawa collar

Ottawa collar: a sink bruise caused by a necktie worn during sex. Non-specific to the active or receptive partner.

You look like you had a big night, that's quite the Ottawa collar.

Please pull gently on my tie, I've a meeting tomorrow and don't want an Ottawa collar.

by CharliePigHamm November 2, 2021