Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said thered only be a few ostriches! This is the worse vacation ever!
Don: Why are there so many of those tall animals with their heads in the ground?
Alex:Those are ostriches Don.
Don: Wow, this is the worse vacation ever!
It is the equivalent of the game. Which game you may ask? The one you just lost.
Person 1 talks with Person 2
Person 1: Oh, did you hear about so and so?
Person 2: No, what's going on?
Person 3 barges in
Person 3: OSTRICH!
Person 3 runs away
Person 1 and 2: DAMMIT. I LOST
(n); 1. a wild bird considered to be the most majestic of all creatures, holding the undisputed uppermost position on the food chain. ostriches are carnivorous birds of prey, feeding on tigers. Although their hunting methods are still mostly a mystery, it is rumored that ostriches will pierce "cocky" tigers' hearts with their tungsten beaks. A male ostrich needs to consume approximately 74 tigers per year to maintain strength.
2. (v); used to describe action of a person of unparalleled strength or cunning
Synonyms; chuck norris, ninja bird, angel of death, one-bird-army, ass kicker, stealth bomber
Antonyms; weak, dumb, ugly, useless
"The ostrich dove from the tree and impaled the tiger"
"Wow that guy just ostriched 74 thugs by himself!"
"Anderson Silva is an ostrich of a fighter"
A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.
Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!
James: He's an ostrich fam!
Big ass man-pigeon. Will run 60mph with your car if you throw a pen at it. It's body will face this way but it's head will be fixed on you.
"I don't like ostriches, man."
To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich
Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords
Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched
"Why are there so many Ostriches?": Originally said by Don Knotts
on Family Guy
, the term is used as an exclamation for not understanding stupid people
. An Ostrich, for all intents and purposes, is not only a bird, but a person with no common or street sense, who will then lash out negatively towards a person who DOES have these qualities in thinking that they are smarter than them. (It is more fun and effective to say this phrase as similarly to Don Knotts
The customers on www.notalwaysright.com
Upon seeing a person who doesn't know what music is, you then shake your head and proclaim, "Why are there so many Ostriches?"