Lieutenant: My commander just seized my phone - apparently he saw that I was born in Colorado and considered that probably cause to investigate me for dealing drugs.
Captain: Man, once he finds your Tinder messages he'll charge you with conduct unbecoming. I can't wait to get out of this orwellian nightmare.
Captain: Man, once he finds your Tinder messages he'll charge you with conduct unbecoming. I can't wait to get out of this orwellian nightmare.
by RandomAirman October 24, 2015