Ortweined

vb: Somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in and you begin to glaze over.
Warning: People have been know to contemplate suicide while being Ortweined.

This stranger came in the other day and completely ortweined me until I almost cried.

Ortweined by MotoGirl April 27, 2009

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ortwein

used to describe a handsome, charming, funny and yet extremely sociopathic person, capable of pretending to care about your feelings while plotting the violent deaths of you and all your loved ones.

That Ortwein over there tied my dad to a chair and lit him on fire...

ortwein by T. Starks April 22, 2009

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Ortweined • ortwein • Outweiner

Outweiner

To be faced with utter defeat due to lack of skill or toughness.

To emerge victorious, the king had to “Outweiner” his opponent in the war.

Outweiner by Awaneo_42 June 14, 2024

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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