Ortweined 

vb: Somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in and you begin to glaze over.
Warning: People have been know to contemplate suicide while being Ortweined.

This stranger came in the other day and completely ortweined me until I almost cried.

Ortweined by MotoGirl April 27, 2009

ortwein 

used to describe a handsome, charming, funny and yet extremely sociopathic person, capable of pretending to care about your feelings while plotting the violent deaths of you and all your loved ones.

That Ortwein over there tied my dad to a chair and lit him on fire...

ortwein by T. Starks April 22, 2009

Outweiner 

To be faced with utter defeat due to lack of skill or toughness.

To emerge victorious, the king had to “Outweiner” his opponent in the war.

Outweiner by Awaneo_42 June 14, 2024