Anthony Ortiz

A very talented singer
He drinks with his straw upside down
He makes amazing music

Hey, have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
Yeah, his music is awesome!

by wdw.ortiz November 14, 2020

Jesus Ortiz

A very charming yet serious fellow, has a few laughs now and then, has a very big appetite could swallow a whole town if it was possible yet very gentle wouldn't kill a fly. if this type of guy is not talking then there is a slight hum coming from him that sounds like Mexican or metal music. Anybody can get along with this person of they know how to take jokes and have a huge appetite.

Billy: look at that guy he is mostly serious among everyone except his gf now look at him laugh.

John: that must be a jesus ortiz!

by senora pansona November 5, 2011

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raphael ortiz

1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.

2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.

"Who cares what he thinks, he's just another Raphael Ortiz."

by running duck December 12, 2006

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David Ortiz

A player for the boston red sox baseball team considered by many to be one of the best hitters to ever grace the sport of baseball...With amazing ability to hit homeruns he got his team out of a few jams in the 2004 playoffs

boston loves their DH David Ortiz

by Sixx12 July 11, 2006

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