He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family
by 2003babyjo March 10, 2015
Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
by ERAU Nigga January 14, 2008
Matt: Steve called me and said he wants to talk about something important.
Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?
Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.
Bill: Oh really? Think he's finally pulling an Ortiz?
Matt: Yeah probably. It's about time.
by Sweaty Ass Print March 10, 2019
an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit
david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him
by h8crewdeathr0ll April 22, 2007
A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.
by Sah Zen July 14, 2006
1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.
2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.
2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.
by running duck December 11, 2006
A Jamielantz Ortiz is a name for girls. There are a lot of Jamielantz' on earth but only one is the most ideal and perfect girl. Jamies’ are very fun to be friends with, and they are actual goddesses. Beauty and brains, nothing less, nothing more. It's rare to encounter a Jamielantz in your life so if you cross-paths with a Jamielantz, never let her go and value her like a diamond.
by taekook's wife September 28, 2018