Orthmeyer 

Verb. To completely block someone out of view by standing in front of them; thus cutting them off from conversation.

Related forms: Orthmeyered, Orthmeyering

Mary: "I can't see anything! Jon's blocking me out of the circle!"

Taylor: "Dude, he's totally Orthmeyering you!"

Orthmeyer by marymalley May 12, 2009

Cubic Ortometer 

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.

Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.

Cubic Ortometer by Anzio24 November 9, 2012