weekend orphan

A kid whose parents are essentially “dead to the world” on the weekends due to addiction.

Heading into Friday afternoon I was already a full-blown weekend orphan.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2019

Orphan's Paradox

A child who's raised without nurturing love will behave aggressively towards others to the point of pushing away those who could give love to that child, thereby keeping the child in an unloving environment.

As an orphan I acted out because I wanted a family. No family would adopt me because I acted out. I was trapped in the orphan's paradox.

by SnoogerWookie September 25, 2010

Adult Orphan

Any person of legal adult age who is parent less, due to death, or being abandoned. Or a person whom has aged out of the adoption process

Example: Jamie's parents both passed away in a car accident when she was 17, her grandma took care of her til she was 18-19 then passed on and Jamie is now an adult orphan and is left with out any parental figures.

by shastablastamasta April 9, 2010

morphin’ orphan

Slang for someone with no identifiable attachments to anyone and who is essentially a chameleon.

Although it seems he had a family at some point early on, that guy is a straight-up sociopath really, a morphin’ orphan!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019

Burping the Orphan

The act of male masturbation.

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.

Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!

by a person i think May 7, 2020

Orphan Tears

An alcoholic beverage, usually liquor, containing large amounts of crushed up Ecstasy tablets.

Felix: Hey bro what do you want to do tonight?
Clevis: I got a bottle of "Orphan Tears".
Felix: Hell Yeah! Lets go Roll at that rave on Huey's farm!
Clevis: Last time I Tripped on "Orphan Tears", a rainbow shot out of my ass and I humped the shit out of a Leprechaun.
Felix: That... Wasn't a Leprechaun.

by Conwaytwitty April 22, 2011