Top Definition
A young man who indulges himself in masturbation daily, and is obsessed with three things.

1. Music

2. A girl

3. Chasing his friends around his house naked with a boner while trying to rape them
Boy 1: Jake has turned into such a OrangSharpie over the past years.

Boy 2: Yea i know, im scared to go over every time he asks me, because im scared hes going to rape me or something.
by RainbowGutter June 16, 2011

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